What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
12.06.2025 03:34

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
How did my ex move on very fast?
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
-mwahh
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
How do women feel when they are in love?
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
How do you identify a woman player?
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”